#I HAVE ENOGUH FOR IT

[naladrawssss]

HIII I WAS SICK YESTERDAY

(bc when tf am I not sick yk sigh)

whatever um my brothers gf gave me her deku figurine so yesterday i had waffles and some apple juice outside and I brought him so he can get some sun !!

i love him he looks so dumb and stupid he's such a Twink

[stillnothereforanyrealreason]

I had to do this. I was a must. Bonus ver:

[elirium]

Nights in gotham

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

thinking about the elections tonight... bad, cellbit, baghera, and forever are four candidates who are devoted to the island- more specifically, to the residents of the island. They care for the eggs, and they care for each other, and the way they exhibit that care through their primary presidential strategies is fucking fascinating.

Bad is who I watch the most, so I know him best. He's a classic mother hen. He doesn't like to take risks with the eggs, and he likes to prepare. If there's any sort of variable that could hurt an egg then he wants to control it. They have a stable relationship with the federation right now- it's not great, but they know the parameters. Don't trust cucurucho. don't follow cucurucho. send the eggs to NINHO every time there's a threat. the time of day changing means you need to run. Other than that they're p okay and roughly safe. But adding a president could potentially change everything. What if the president makes a rule that makes it easier to kill the eggs? And what about the way a president could cause tensions between the players to rise even higher? The dynamics of the island could change drastically. It's safer to neutralize that threat before it ever becomes a threat. It's easier to stop a war before it can start.

Baghera's primary concern is the way the election is designed to pit the residents against each other. All of them know that the Federation is a threat and she, like Bad, is focused on not letting them hurt more people. But, unlike Bad, she's less resistant to change. If the power is spread to multiple players rather than just one, it will be harder for the Federation to corrupt any one of them. Each time before the Federation has gotten to someone it's done so by isolating them. Felps, Cellbit, Jaiden- they've all spent a lot of alone time with Cucurucho. A council isn't just to consolidate the ideals of the island; a council would protect the players themselves. Sure, there might be disagreements and arguments, but they've had those before (and they're having them now!) and there's no reason to think they wouldn't be able to get through them again.

I hit a bit of a wall with Forever and Cellbit's pov here. Everything I know about their plans are from the debates and paraphrased discussions that have been translated here on tumblr, I'm going to talk less about their explicit plan and more about what the result will entail- a single president who takes responsibility for the island. It seems to me like they've recognized the presidential seat as the powerful opportunity that it is, and they want to take advantage of it. Here's some extra personal speculation but, adding rules, adding or removing mods, proposing public works, enforcing laws- those are just the abilities that are listed. Those are incredible opportunities to make the Federation take action, which is more than they've had before. We've seen before that the Federation isn't perfect; the Federation makes mistakes.

By working with the Federation, by making them take action (in a semi-controlled, semi-predictable way) you open them up to more opportunities for them to fuck up (while benefiting you). And, maybe, one of those fuck ups will be the key to taking them down. Maybe they could reopen ender chests. Maybe they could open the nether. Maybe they could learn why the Federation is holding an election in the first place. It's possible to do all these things with Baghera's plan, sure, but that's not a guarantee and, if someone like Bad is on the council, there's absolutely no way to be sure it would get done. And, if there's a council, then that opens up everyone on the council to the Federation's wiles. If there's just one president, then that's where the Federation's focus will be. By using a single person to build a relationship with the Federation, they only risk that single person. By electing ministers instead of a council, they can ensure that the island residents' needs are being heard while placing the federation's focus on that one person. A point can be made that they've done that before- with varying results. like kidnapping. selling your soul. etc. But! overall, I think they've gained more than they've lost by singling out one person. Because of them, we know that Cucurucho can't be trusted. We know that the Federation has a series of tunnels underneath the island. We know that the Federation not only has some sort of cryo technology, but had some unknown reason to use it. We know that there was another person working with Cellbit to take care of Felps (theorized to be ElQuackity), so we know there's at least one more Fed that isn't Cucurucho + blank-faced workers. There's been risk, but there's absolutely been rewards. This is just a very long meandering way to say that their plan to sacrifice Forever to the presidential seat reminds me very much of Cellbit's plan to sacrifice himself to the federation. They're saving their friends by potentially damning themselves and I, for one, think that is cool as hell.

they all care about each other so much. bad's plan means taking on no more risk. baghera's plan means spreading that risk evenly to stand strong together. and cellbit and forever's plan means taking the risk onto themselves so they can reap the rewards for others. am i reading too much into things? no this is tumblr and this smp is about LOVE and i really genuinely think that their election plans are a fantastic example of just how much they love each other

[severalratstiedtogether]

can i be the transfem antasma guy

(wip under the cut)

[avrorean]

does your warden have an inquisitor verse? i'm just curious

Take a good long hard look at this face anon

do you think she deserves that

[he-i-mean-they]

can we make a pet thread where we rb with pictures of our pets

[pixel-mess]

me going into the Wonka (2023) tag on ao3:

oh! cute, sick fic

sick fick

coffee shop au

87 chapter long 300,000 word smut fic with the most wild kinks ever

oh okay

cute age regression fic

[socksandbuttons]

I guess at this point in the show's official history, the only way Blood Moon could stay alive without hurting anyone and retaining his personality would be for them to reduce his size to what he originally was when Lunar first met him. In this way the only fatal victims would be the rats.

Make him smol again.... fjdnsvka please

I wouldnt mind that in the canon if they really wanted to like keep him but not Danger to everyone.

Altho nothing quite wins the first lunar and bloodmoon episodes

The chaotis duo...

[mushed-kid]

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[transmasc-wizard]

i would switch blogs if it weren't for the sheer amount of random lore i have in the throes of my posts and nowhere else + the dear mutuals i fear i would accidentially lose but. holy shit do i get whiplash from sometimes seeing my old posts out in the wild. im like whatre you DOING there kiddo youre 13 years old and severely mentally ill LEAVE TUMBLR. anyway if you met me from october 2021 to like december 2022 i offer metaphorical financial compensation because that was a different person

[void-kill]

fuck my stupid baka music taste

[canarydarity]

do you guys ever fucking think about how mczu scar died wearing jimmys jacket do you guys ever fuckign think about it do you do you think about it i dont think nearly enough people are fucking thinking about it

[bubu-pharmacy-doctor]

Changsheng how drunk is Baizhu?

Rather, but he'll be fine tomorrow. He's had more lemon wedges than drinks and I don't know what to say other than he won't get scurvy. He kept his chopsticks after eating so he could pick out the lemon from Gui's drink and he is by far the weirdest contractor I've ever had.

[belanova]

I find it crazy that anime fans are celebrities now because wdym Megan made a whole song in Japanese

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

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